and now, back to our regularly scheduled dumbassery

My BFF finally decided to grace us with her presence again, after an unprecedented absence of two weeks. I said something that ended with the word "you," and then she said something that ended with the word "you," and then the following gem came out of my mouth:

"Hey, that rhymes!"

Then, after five seconds:

"...'Cause it's the same word..."

And now I can't even remember what the two sentences we said were. I swear, being with Jen lowers my IQ a couple of standard deviations.