Today a vendor asked me which name he should put on my order, since my email address and my signature don't match. Which reminded me of something funny that happened when I got back to work from my honeymoon.
One of the first emails I sent with my new married name was to someone named Jean-Philippe in Canada. He wrote back:
"Did someone give you a new name for Christmas?"
I replied: "Sort of. I got married on New Year's Eve."
His question was cute, it made me smile. It also gave me a really evil idea. JP doesn't know how old I am, and I was really tempted to write back, "I got a divorce. That's my maiden name. Thanks for rubbing it in."