My BFF finally decided to grace us with her presence again, after an unprecedented absence of two weeks. I said something that ended with the word "you," and then she said something that ended with the word "you," and then the following gem came out of my mouth:
"Hey, that rhymes!"
Then, after five seconds:
"...'Cause it's the same word..."
And now I can't even remember what the two sentences we said were. I swear, being with Jen lowers my IQ a couple of standard deviations.