So, last night I made myself a bowl of soup. I was trying to get myself settled on the couch, and I lifted the bowl above my head so that I could slide a pillow onto my lap. And all of a sudden, hey, why am I being scalded?
The soup got everywhere. My arm, my shirt, my pants, the pillow. Except, miraculously, the couch.
To which I say "I win," because everything else I can toss in the wash.